{"product_id":"contains-traces-of-cum-tumbler-20oz","title":"Contains Traces of Cum Tumbler (20oz)","description":"\u003cp\u003eA 20oz insulated travel tumbler that says the quiet part out loud. Black type, white cup, four words stacked down the front — CONTAINS TRACES OF CUM — with the last one twice the size of the rest, because subtlety was never the point.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt is the gag gift that keeps working after the laugh: double-walled stainless steel, keeps coffee hot and everything else cold, and fits a standard car cup holder. Sits on a desk in an open-plan office looking exactly like a normal tumbler until somebody walks past and reads it.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMade to order and printed one at a time, so the wrap is sharp and the type is crisp all the way round the face.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCare and use: the manufacturer's own care instructions ship with the product and govern — our only addition is that hand washing preserves the printed wrap longest, and that the tumbler is not microwave safe.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"20oz","offer_id":47198245945542,"sku":"17980428107275745293","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0713\/6188\/8454\/files\/13436271839471913816_2048.jpg?v=1789402318","url":"https:\/\/shirt-posters.com\/products\/contains-traces-of-cum-tumbler-20oz","provider":"Shirt Posters Anonymous","version":"1.0","type":"link"}