{"product_id":"do-not-give-to-horses-flask-funny-absurd-gag-gift-flask","title":"Do NOT Give to Horses Flask – Funny Absurd Gag Gift Flask","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"product-description\"\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"intro\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDo NOT Give to Horses\u003c\/strong\u003e flask is a completely contextless gag gift built around the kind of joke that only gets funnier because nobody knows why it says that.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"details\"\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClassic novelty flask with a bold printed design.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCompact shape that fits easily in bags, pockets, shelves, or display setups.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDurable print made to stand out with clean, readable text.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFunny conversation piece for people who love absurd, unexplained humor.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGreat as a usable flask, display item, or chaotic gift.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"care\"\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eCare \u0026amp; Use\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHand wash recommended to preserve the print.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDo not microwave.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvoid abrasive scrubbers directly on the design.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAllow to dry completely before storing.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"perfect\"\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003ePerfect For\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWhite elephant gifts, gag gifts, and weird party favors.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFriends who love confusing, deadpan, or anti-joke humor.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBachelor parties, birthdays, game nights, and chaotic gift exchanges.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNovelty collections, bar carts, shelves, and inexplicable conversations.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Polar Camel, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Hand wash only\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"6oz \/ White","offer_id":46032211280070,"sku":"26937344642840746403","price":23.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0713\/6188\/8454\/files\/17673573210208241637_2048.jpg?v=1783370422","url":"https:\/\/shirt-posters.com\/products\/do-not-give-to-horses-flask-funny-absurd-gag-gift-flask","provider":"Shirt Posters Anonymous","version":"1.0","type":"link"}