Contains Traces of Cum Tumbler (20oz)

A 20oz insulated travel tumbler that says the quiet part out loud. Black type, white cup, four words stacked down the front — CONTAINS TRACES OF CUM — with the last one twice the size of the rest, because subtlety was never the point.

It is the gag gift that keeps working after the laugh: double-walled stainless steel, keeps coffee hot and everything else cold, and fits a standard car cup holder. Sits on a desk in an open-plan office looking exactly like a normal tumbler until somebody walks past and reads it.

Made to order and printed one at a time, so the wrap is sharp and the type is crisp all the way round the face.

Care and use: the manufacturer's own care instructions ship with the product and govern — our only addition is that hand washing preserves the printed wrap longest, and that the tumbler is not microwave safe.