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Cum For Medicinal Purposes Flask (6oz) – Funny Deadpan Gag Gift Stainless Steel Flask
$23.99
A 6oz stainless steel hip flask wearing a vintage apothecary label: CUM, in a tall serif, above a double rule and FOR MEDICINAL PURPOSES ONLY, inside a clipped-corner border with a small Rx in the corner. The oldest excuse in the flask business, with the payload dropped in.
It never explains itself. Whoever is holding it gets to do that.
A deadpan gag gift for the friend who keeps a flask in the glovebox, a bachelor party, a white elephant exchange or anyone who needs a conversation starter at the tailgate. Black print on the front face.
Care and use: the manufacturer's own care instructions ship with the product and govern — our only addition is that hand washing preserves the print longest.