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Do NOT Give to Horses Flask – Funny Absurd Gag Gift Flask
$23.99
Do NOT Give to Horses flask is a completely contextless gag gift built around the kind of joke that only gets funnier because nobody knows why it says that.
Product Details
- Classic novelty flask with a bold printed design.
- Compact shape that fits easily in bags, pockets, shelves, or display setups.
- Durable print made to stand out with clean, readable text.
- Funny conversation piece for people who love absurd, unexplained humor.
- Great as a usable flask, display item, or chaotic gift.
Care & Use
- Hand wash recommended to preserve the print.
- Do not microwave.
- Avoid abrasive scrubbers directly on the design.
- Allow to dry completely before storing.
Perfect For
- White elephant gifts, gag gifts, and weird party favors.
- Friends who love confusing, deadpan, or anti-joke humor.
- Bachelor parties, birthdays, game nights, and chaotic gift exchanges.
- Novelty collections, bar carts, shelves, and inexplicable conversations.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Polar Camel, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Hand wash only