Skip to product information
NOT CUM Candle – Funny Adult Gag Gift Scented Candle
$11.99
NOT CUM. A scented soy candle with an apothecary label that insists, a little too firmly, on what the room does not smell like.
4oz scented soy candle in an amber or clear jar with a black lid. Choose a scent, or unscented if you would rather the label did all the talking. One-ink black label in a thin double-ruled frame.
A deadpan gag gift for a housewarming, a roommate, a white elephant exchange, a bachelor party or anyone who lights candles for reasons.
Care and use: the manufacturer's own care and safety instructions ship with the candle and govern — never leave a burning candle unattended.