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Not Cum Tee – Funny Deadpan Gag Gift T-Shirt
$11.99
Not Cum shirt makes one claim and refuses to expand on it. Made for parties, gift swaps, and people who will read it twice.
Product Details
- Midweight 100% cotton tee (fiber content may vary by color).
- Classic unisex crew neck with room to move.
- Durable direct-to-garment print on a smooth surface for bold color.
- Shoulder-to-shoulder taping and double-needle hems built to last.
- Tear-away label for itch-free comfort.
Care & Use
- Machine wash cold, inside-out with similar colors.
- Tumble dry low or hang dry to preserve the print.
- Do not iron directly on the graphic.
- Avoid bleach or harsh cleaners.
Perfect For
- Everyday fits, parties, and casual hangouts.
- Friends who love deadpan, absurd, or unexplained humor.
- Gifting to people whose humor has no filter.
- Making everyone in the room read it twice.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean