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Spare Cum Flask – Funny Deadpan Gag Gift Stainless Steel Flask (6oz)
$23.99
A 6oz stainless steel hip flask with SPARE CUM printed across the front in thin tracked capitals. Nothing else on it. No punchline, no explanation, no wink.
The joke is the word "spare". A spare implies a primary, and a primary implies a routine, and nobody asked about any of it. Hand it to someone and watch them decide whether to ask.
Printed on the front face only, in black. Curved body, screw cap, sits flat in a jacket pocket. One size, 6oz, white.