Cum Free Since Tuesday Tumbler (20oz) – Funny Adult Gag Gift Travel Tumbler

A 20oz insulated travel tumbler set up like the safety sign by the loading dock: heavy double border, condensed all-caps, the day slot filled in. It reads CUM FREE SINCE TUESDAY, and TUESDAY gets the big box where the number of days would go.

Nobody asked. It says so anyway, on a cup that goes to every meeting. Double-walled stainless steel, keeps coffee hot and everything else cold, and fits a standard car cup holder.

Made to order and printed one at a time, so the wrap is sharp and the type stays crisp across the face.

Care and use: the manufacturer's own care instructions ship with the product and govern — our only addition is that hand washing preserves the printed wrap longest, and that the tumbler is not microwave safe.