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NOT CUM Protein Shaker (24oz) – Funny Adult Gag Gift Gym Bottle
$23.99
A 24oz shaker bottle that says NOT CUM on the front. That is the whole product. Nobody asked, and now everybody in the gym knows.
UV-printed wordmark on the front panel, stacked in two lines. Clear or pink, 24oz, with the agitator ball. Hand wash. Ships from the US.
The deadpan denial that implicates whoever is holding it — the same joke that made our 6oz flask the best seller in this shop. Now it goes to leg day.